literally every actor & actress in the history of the universe has been on freaks and geeks

diiscolemonade:

combeferrethescienceguy:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

I read it in bass clef and spent too much time trying to figure out what the hell was so inspirational about ecddcbg.

hauntingly beautiful.

what i don’t understand is how do transfer students in movies always introduce themselves in the middle of class like shit where were you when school started 

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

dayandnightitsjustlife:

the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head

ok so. john hurt. christopher eccleston didn’t wanna appear in the 50th anniversary special so steven moffat got someone else to appear as another doctor but this episode just said he’s not really the doctor who they introduced JOHN HURT as THE DOCTOR in big letters so what???? christopher eccleston pls just come back and make this less confusing

egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

i got a superman but tbh i wanted a batman more but that’s life you know?

oh my god if i dont get a superman or a batman in this gold pack imma be pissed

roxys-ass:

johnscowlick:

what have i done

You made a vagina that licks you back